32 Spouse and Spawn Memes That Mirror the Mayhem of Married Life with Kids

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    Gesture - why are they stirring macaroni at 1am
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    Smile - When my kid is about to rat me out to my husband about how many packages were delivered to the house
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    Facial expression - My wife after we just spent over $200 on groceries, and I suggest getting something to eat while we are out THE DAD You're wild!
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    Sleeve - When my husband shows up with no snacks after I told him I didn't want anything
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    Forehead - WHEN DAYCARE CALLS TO HAVE YOU PICK YOUR KID UP EARLY
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    Forehead - Husband: Why don't you care about the lawn? Me: Why don't you care about my nails? Husband: I GOT IT
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    Forehead - Cooks, cleans, feeds kids, does parenting stuff, sits down for just one second and immediately hears "I want snacks"
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    Font - MOMS Moms Being Petty BEING PETTY @momsbeingpetty Horror movies are scary and all but have you ever woken up to a toddler standing at your bed staring at you in the middle of the night?
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    Glasses - Me and my mom bestie letting the kids run feral at the park because we've given up for the day AFD TES culturedmemes
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    Wig - This Barbie isn't weird, she likely just has kids... XN
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    Vehicle - Going to the beach for 2 hours with kids be like..... 32¹ E CDYSSEY
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    Glasses - Kids are on their own tonight MOMMY IS BUSY WATCHING VANDERPUMP RULES
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    Font - MOMS Moms Being Petty BEING PETTY @momsbeingpetty "I'll get up with the kids" is my love language
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    Smile - "I'll do it when the kids are sleeping" Me when the kids are sleeping:
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    Eyebrow - Coworker: How much sleep did you get? Me: 8 Coworker: Hours? Me: *Minutes*
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    Font - MOMS Moms Being Petty BEING PETTY @momsbeingpetty Can't wait to put the kids to bed so my husband and I can sit on opposite sides of the couch and ignore each other on our phones
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    Hairstyle - Me trying to distract my husband with my se il prowess so he doesn't notice the seven Amazon packages that were just delivered @mommymemest
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    Font - SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 My husband said he's taking me somewhere next weekend but won't tell me where & I just thought I should publicly document this because it sounds like the beginning of a Dateline episode.
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    Product - when I ask my husband why he let our 3yo have ice cream at 10am She came at me with that angry little badger face--- **
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    Clothing - Me trying to seduce my husband after the kids finally go to bed
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    Shorts - If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life of HOLF
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    Font - Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish My wife asked why I spend more time preparing for fantasy football than I spent planning our wedding, and apparently that wasn't the best time to explain my amazing draft strategy.
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    Hairstyle - m Things my wife says to our kids that absolutely do not work when I say them to her: THE DAD Why don't you have a piece of bread and maybe you'll calm down.
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    Bird - Me, watching my wife ground my 10-year-old for something I was thinking about doing NOTED THE DAD
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    Font - Some parents run a tight ship. I run a pirate ship. There is some swearing, some drinking, and a touch of mutiny from the tiny raiders I created.
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    Clothing - When she moves your keys and you can't find them When you find his keys exactly where he left them mommy.meds
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    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad ... The craziest moment in my life was when my daughter was born. The second craziest was when they made us leave the hospital with her two days later, like we knew what we were doing
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    Shorts - Me taking random pictures of absolutely anything my child does MAS th
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    Head - Moms: Can I have a kiss? Every 1 year old:
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    Smile - Parents: I can't wait to sleep in this weekend! Kids at the asscrack of dawn: Guess what Motherf er!
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    Handwriting - I love it when my kids sigh. Like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader
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    Primate - MY HUSBAND RESTING HIS EYES AT 9AM AFTER GETTING A SOLID 10 HOURS OF SLEEP

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